Worst Things To Say After S3x; From ‘That Was Quick’ To ‘Where’s The Condom’

“How much do I owe you?”

Yikes, imagine this… you’ve met someone on a night out, really hit it off and ended up going home with them.

Sounds like a pretty standard evening right?

Now imagine you finish having sex with them and they ask how much they owe you.

You’d feel slightly offended.

“I can’t find the condom”

This has to be quite high up when it comes to any woman’s worst nightmare in bed.

Not only is it scary, it also means they might need to make a swift dash to get the morning after pill if they’re not on contraception.

No one likes that early morning shopping trip.

“That was quick”

Now this could be any guy’s worst nightmare.

Nobody wants to think that they’re quick to finish in bed, and if often means they’re not good.

So maybe avoid saying this unless you had a pretty awful bonk.

“Let’s take a selfie”

In this day and age, there are so many people that feel like they need to document every aspect of their life.

But usually the last thing anyone wants to do after sex is pose for a photo.

“What’s that smell?”

Now, personal hygiene isn’t something to joke about, but this one could be completely soul destroying for someone.

Whether meant as a joke or said seriously, this is something you definitely need to approach in a more sensitive matter.

“I think I’m in love with you”

This will certainly bring an element of awkwardness to the bedroom.

Now it’s a nice thing to say after sex if you’re in a relationship, but not with a one night stand.

Being emotional after sex is one thing, but confession your love is something completely different.