Bobrisky: Philip Shaibu At Crossroads As Obaseki Triggers Exit Welcome – Brotherhood or Sisterhood?

Bobrisky: Philip Shaibu At Crossroads As Obaseki Triggers Exit Welcome – Brotherhood or Sisterhood?

In a recent development in Edo State, the gubernatorial battlefield took an unexpected turn when the INEC revealed its list of candidates for the various political parties, and lo and behold, Philip Shaibu was noticeably missing from all platforms. Disappointing, to say the least. But that’s not the end of the story; the panel tasked with investigating his impeachment has completed its work, leaving Shaibu to face the consequences.

In local parlance, it’s safe to say Philip Shaibu finds himself in a ROUNDABUBU situation – a classic case of “Na where you dey look na you wan cut? Goat Eye activated.” Now, let me take a moment to elaborate on the concept of Goat Eye Activation, for the benefit of those who haven’t yet had the pleasure of hearing my elucidation.

A few years back, an uncle of mine decided to celebrate Christmas in grand style by purchasing a big, juicy goat for the occasion. On the fateful day of festivities, he enlisted the help of his nephew to hold the goat down while he prepared to perform the sacrificial act of slaughtering it. Here’s where the plot thickens – our dear uncle happened to have a eye condition we affectionately referred to as “HALF PAST 4” (strabismus), and the mischievous nephew was unaware of this.

Now, why do I regale you with this anecdote? Well, it perfectly encapsulates the predicament Philip Shaibu finds himself in, courtesy of his boss Godwin Obaseki’s impeachment agenda. The ensuing hullabaloo has cast a shadow over the impending gubernatorial election, with Obaseki seemingly intent on ousting his disloyal deputy – the very same deputy who once stood shoulder-to-shoulder with him in the battle against Adams Oshiomhole, a common benefactor to both.

If not navigated with finesse, this goat(governorship election) may just slip through the cracks, jeopardizing the ruling party’s chances in the upcoming election. Meanwhile, Philip Shaibu finds himself at a crossroads, rejected by both Oshiomhole and Obaseki. So, the burning question remains: in the event of impeachment, which hood will Shaibu retreat to? Will he, like the controversial figure Bobrisky currently languishing in EFCC detention, find himself confined to the confines of a male or female cell?

Brotherhood or sisterhood – it appears Philip Shaibu has bitten off more than he can chew.

Today’s inspirational tune is “Brotherhood” by Portable.

Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.