Bedtime Story, ICYMI : Totori Mi More As Reno Omokri Opens Up On Tinubu Winning The Presidency

ICYMI : Totori Mi More As Reno Omokri Opens Up On Tinubu Winning The Presidency

Oya Totori mi one time (tor)
Totori mi two time (tor tor)
Totori mi three time (tor tor tor)
Totori mi four time (tor tor tor)

These are the lyrics of Olamide’s TOTORI song, which features Whizkid.

In local slang, what does Totori mean? ? Totori means to tickle , that is to titillate or to excite. It is a feeling that is inexplicable at times.  For example someone might say , “I just they laugh anyhow as my wife just dey TOTORI MI dey go.” At times, the sensation causes one to act childishly.

I’m aware that the wailers have refused to share Reno Omokri’s tweets indicating why Tinubu may win the presidential elections in spite of haters expectations. Yes, this is coming from Reno, who is an outspoken opponent of the APC and a zealot when it comes to his dislike for Buhari and Tinubu.

But, as you can see, expectations differ from reality; yes, you may dislike Tinubu for many reasons, but your hatred blinds you to the fact that millions of people also love the same man you despise, resulting in his steady upward trajectory.

I remember when I was younger and used to despise some of the older ones for their strict discipline, I would make fun of them and say things like” No mind dem na because them get money abi, I go soon get pass them afterall he senior me, when I reach him age I go don blow pass am. Then I go show am pepper”

Now I do laugh at my foolishness’ then , as God dey bless me I forget say na so God dey bless the other person. No b only my house rain dey fall put na.

Abeg this na bedtime story jor , e wan too dey long, anyway see what Reno Tweeted that wailers are getting mad about.

“Barring unforeseen circumstances , Tinubu will win the presidential primaries of the All Progressives Congress. If his challenger in the Peoples Democratic Party comes from any zone other than the NW or NE, then Tinubu will be the President of Nigeria in 2023.”

Tweet 2 come follow up  finish work…

“Asking Northerners to vote for Osinbajo, who rightly or wrongly , is seen in the North as a Christian fanatic who put RCCG members in key places , is like asking Southerners to vote Isa Pantami , who was caught on tape expressing delight at the death of non Muslims.”

Then to come finish work… that is to say “THE END”, Reno come praise Asiwaju for another tweet, hear am oh…

“Tinubu Displays Surprising Physical Fitness As He Walks Round Kaaba in Mecca.”

I know say d haterz turn BABIALLA when them see all these post, dem turn , Ray Charles dem no fit see again. Steve Wonder people.

These tweets Totorimi die, kikikiki,  Anyway the truth of the matter be say as e dey PAIN una na so e Dey Sweet Us.

Because I know the haters aren’t going to share it, I told them I’d remind them of what transpired over the weekend.

My name remain Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.
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